The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 180,000 times in 2013. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 8 days for that many people to see it.
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There was a tall man whose name is Baneet.
He looked around, wondering what to eat.
He opened the fridge but there’s nothing he could see.
He walked around the garden but saw only a bee.
He thought, “What should I have for dinner?”
“Hmm… maybe I should ask my friend, Finner.”
He walked along the street and saw a lot of apples.
There was an apple stall and there’s even a tree called Grapple.
Grapple was a huge apple tree, with lots of big, red apples.
But as he walked nearer, he could not see any ripe apple.
“What happened?” asked the hungry, confused Baneet.
Then out of nowhere, he saw a very huge plate of meat.
Only then did he realise that he was actually dreaming.
He laughed and laughed, before he was screaming.
He was lying on his hammock and was almost falling.
He looked around, wondering if he was still dreaming…